Kinky surprise?

My birthday presents get kinkier each year. I wonder why.

Carina came in, holding a gift-wrapped box, with a wide grin on her face. Things are getting suspiscious. Together with her, were Sharon, Sheateng and Punchee. I know, something was up. She handed me the box, which I assumed was my birthday present.

I was asked to express my grattitude by posing in this picture. I couldn't think of the correct expression, and all I could think of how I would look, if I were to have an orgasm. Hahha, no lah, this picture was taken randomly and I find it appealing..hehehe..=) what say you?

I examined the box in detail. There was a panty-liner stuck on the box, written on top their names: Sheateng, Carina, Sharon, Crescentia and Punchee. I feared that the pantyliner might be used before, but I saw no stain. Ok, contamination ZERO.
I opened the box slowly, only to find a carrot inside. But it's my carrot! I bought it to cook some time later this week..but what is it doing in the box? Is that some kind of a prank, I asked them?

Am I supposed to eat it? Or do what with it? I can't do anything with a raw carrot..

Look what I found, together with the carrot itself. A g-string, with nice flower deco. =) Great, a g-string, which comes with a free carrot..Hmm, whatever for?


Special thanks to everyone who gave me something during my birthday.

Kenneth for the nice green shirt.
The Ipoh-langs for the nice revealing top and a birthday cake.
Shereen and Hoiwan for the nice ESPIRIT spagghetti strap top.
The Civilians and Huiching for the U2 button-up shirt.
The housemates for the err..g-string?
Pinky for the bracelet (I love it alot, man!)
Peichie for another bracelet.
Jiang Mun for the RM25 cash.

I know there's more to come. Hehhe, and I am estatic about it!